Tuesday, April 5, 2011

LIVE!!!!

hey pplz,

so its been a while yes i know, but I've been out and about, so i have really nothing to say at this point. so the moral here..... GET OUT HAVE FUN LIVE LIFE!! i'll be out there, hope i see you.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

hello pplz,

todays topic is a little late yes i know, but it took my quite a while to come up with a lucrative topic. so here it is... why oh why is it so hard for guys to shell out a little intimacy... i mean would it be so hard for a guy to hold you at night? or sit and have a real conversation with you? because in a way conversation is the best type of intimacy. i mean are women that much of an alien species that you can't have a theological conversation with? let me help you out guys here is what not to talk about when trying to have a conversation with your girlfriend:

1. religion, it never turns out well just agree to disagree
2. sports. because she either...
      a. doesn't care
      or b. wont like the same teams you do either way it a bad area to get into
3. you sexual pasts, lets just face it relationships have been ruined over this one
4. politics... enough said

things you should talk about, although some may seem offensive at first it really opens you up:

1. sex.... i mean you can't go wrong here, you both find out what the other likes and sex, if you ask me, is a very important part of a relationship, though not the only part.
2. you past relationships... okay your wondering whats the difference between this and sexual pasts? well sexual pasts can really get just plan old rude, no chick wants to know how much your ex girlfriend pleased you and no dude wants to know how much better you ex boyfriend can bang, then you sex life will turn into one huge competition. now talking about past relationships can help you get some insight on why them and that other person aren't together anymore and how much you shouldn't do the same shit.
3. life, your life his life, just plain old getting to know each others life i mean you don't have to put it all out there in the first conversation you gotta leave something for later.
4. love, see where you both stand on the subject. no not "do you love me" and "how fast will it take you to love me" but really down to how that other person feels about the idea of love, if they've ever been in love and what happened.
5. play 20 questions, its a really fun game to play with you Beau or Bettie. write down 20 questions that you want to know about the other person, no not serious questions that only leads to drama, but goofy questions, like "whats you favorite color" it will not only give you an insight on that person but it will totally let you two get to know each other in a cute way.

so i guess the moral is TALK TO EACH OTHER, it not like you going to die because you had a real conversation. and quick tip, if sex is all you have in a relationship it's not a real relationship and it just wont last....   eh i'm just saying...

PAPER GANGSTA-LADY GAGA

Saturday, April 2, 2011

FAMILY PORTRAIT

hey pplz,

i could never understand why parents make their children pay for their misfortune. i mean why is that parents think that they don't have to take responsibility for anything that they do, but they want us to be the perfect specimen. and then if they proceed to fuck up they want you to ignore said fuck up and never remind them that they did it... personally i think that thats a bunch of bull i don't really care who you are own up to your own foolishness... its really sad when you children grow up fasted than you do. i mean lets think about the history of horrible parents... that chick that killed her five children in the family bathtub, that man that that killed his child because he didn't want to pay child support, the half million men and women that abandon their kids because they 1. can't handle it or 2. are drunks and druggies. and for some reason some ppl think having children will make any situation better, but #newsflash it doesn't. and why oh why do they continue to reproduce??? its like a freaking factory of messed up people, mind you some of those kids turn out be something great in life, but.... well lets just ask most of the prison population if they have mommy or daddy issues and see who breaks down like a little biznotch. i think i've figured it out... its the transfer of pain, thats all, those parents want to transfer their pain because they really don't know how to deal with it. they've never let it go so why not pass it on?? ..... personally i can't really explain why our parents do what they do.... i hope i never do that.... i'd like to end the cycle of insanity especially in my own family. i don't think i can keep it up, holding on to the pain. could you do it, without breaking? without wanting to climb on top of a mountain and scream until you throw up your own vocal cords...the moral here is....THERE'S NO F*ING MORAL.... because the cycle will never end until people learn to give up their pasts....

FAMILY PORTRAIT-PINK 

Say What You Mean.... Mean What You Say

Hey pplz,

so it comes to my attention that ppl just don't say what they feel anymore. like its gonna be the end of the world if you tell someone the truth... and i must admit i have been guilty of this. which is why i must confess my sins, purge to the masses about how i really feel. i mean either you're going to hate me for it now or thank me later, either way i just feel like fuck it you'll get over it. but i understand sometimes its totally necessary to hold your tongue, i mean if someone is pissing you off in that particular moment it might not be a good idea to say something you might regret later, but if something is on you mind and its weighing you down, meaning you actually care about it, SAY SOMETHING. its not gonna kill that person, example: if you and you sweet suggar are under each other 24/7 (Beaus or Betties) and one of you needs your alone time, space, an hour or two with friends that both of you don't hang out with, just sit them down and say i need "ME QT" thats it, no long drug out speech about how "i love you sooo much but" no smart one get to the meat. and #newsflash 9 times out of 10 they want to be left alone too and just didn't have the heart to say anything. esp. chicks, i think girls just have a hard time expressing when they need their "ME QT". but chances are she wants it as much as you do. now if she gets mad that's how you know she wants it, heres how it'll go down she'll be upset say things like "oh so why do you wanna be away from me so badly" and "you don't ove me anymore" oh and the kicker guilt factor "you don't wanna be with me anymore?" here's a little....insight..... as soon as you leave she gonna do:

1. go shopping and buy stuff that you'll like to see her in later
2.take a bubble bath....
3.call her girls that she couldn't hang out with cuz you were together
4.read that book shes been wanting to read but couldn't cuz you were there
5.drink wine and listen to the songs she can't listen to cuz you don't like them
6.watch that movie shes been dying to see cuz you didn't

so Beaus, if you Bettie hits you with the lines previously stated.... just leave anyway cuz she really wants you to and just wont say anything...or is a total drama queen.

Betties if you want some "ME QT" trust me he doesn't care... and if you leave him alone for ten min. he's not going to cheat on you... if he does then you're just a lame cuz you stayed with his ass, hes going to do the same thing most likely. and guys don't say "i ant sipping on wine or taking no bubble bath"..... (---->really?) guys you know you like to be pampered just as much as women, probably more, you just wont admit it, you know you'd enjoy a good bubble bath and if not wine then Con-yak or Beer or Jack.so the over all moral of the story is SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, and mean it, your not going to ruin you relationship because you don't want to be under someone 24/7.

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      LEAVE ME ALONE I'M LONELY-P!NK

Friday, April 1, 2011

Hello pplz,

so this being my first topic i thought i do something simple, easy, not too controversial, wouldn't want the masses coming after me with their pitch-forks and torches just yet. i mean not that i give to S**ts and a giggle, but i'll spare the masses.

so here i am laying around watching SNL. racking my little brain trying to figure out what i could talk about. i mean while there are so many things out there to talk about one of the topics that i feel is a growing injustice to humanity... why the heck is everyone riding the dicks of these celebrities trying to do everything that they do? prime example, Rihanna, beautiful, talented, odd... now with her unforgeable style comes with equally unforgeable hairstyles, which look beautiful on her, key word there ON HER, i mean i swear if i see another girl with red hair i'm going to scream! and why is is that after Chris Rock said that natural women are beautiful, did they actually start believing it? and why, OH GOD WHY, are dudes now dying their hair blonde?? holy shit is it really that serious why couldn't you dye your hair before him? like ppl have no original thoughts anymore, and god help you if you stray away from the status quo, you're like the walking black plague until of course it becomes "in style". so i guess the moral of this story is WAKE THE HELL UP!! stop living for everyone else and start living for you.  

HELLO :)

HELLO PPLZ,

YAY THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG EVER :) I MUST SAY IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD.
NOW I KNOW SOME OF YOU WILL BE ASKING WTH IS PIXIFICATION?? WELL... YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT NOW DO YOU?? IT IS ANY AND EVERYTHING YOU THINK IT TO BE, BUT ITS MY WORLD, SO SORRY ITS NOT LIKE BK YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY, JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE, OPINIONS ARE WELCOME BUT NOT REALLY CARED ABOUT. LOL MY NAME IS PIXIE AND THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, (PLZ DON'T ASK FOR MY REAL NAME YOU WONT GET IT) I'M BRUTALLY HONEST ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING SO IF YOUR A LITTLE SENSITIVE.... EH YOU'LL GET OVER IT... WELCOME TO MY WORLD.